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Sterence8 · Wysłany: Pon 21:42, 12 Mar 2007 Temat postu:

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TipasTipe · Gość

Hi Boss,

People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes

People who do less work...
make less mistakes

People who do no work...
make no mistakes

People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted

That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.

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Vertoletik · Gość

Bubba and the Boss

One day at the office Bubba's boss noticed him taking personal calls all day. This continued for several weeks. So the boss went up to Bubba and said "why do u always take personal calls. It is against polisy to take more than2 calls a day!" Bubba replied" well i know everybody in the world." now the boss is skeptical and demands that Bubba prove it or less he will be fired. First Bubba went to the white house and the guard said Howdy bBubba I haven't seen u since college. Then Bubba goes to see President Bush And Bush says "Hey Bubba u haven't changed a damn bit sice boot camp." Bubba's boss is now dumbfounded. Anyway next they go to the Vatican. While Bubba wandered off the boss was waiting forthe popes sermon. A few minutes later the Pope comes out with (you guessed it) Bubba. When somebody behind the boss asked hi "who is that with Bubba?" needles to say the boss fainted.

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Mopoha40 · Wysłany: Pon 8:45, 19 Mar 2007 Temat postu:

Carmen Electra Giving A Head And Taking A Load!
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Anentapbur · Wysłany: Wto 12:32, 20 Mar 2007 Temat postu:

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DickkiKola · Gość

Three little ducks go into a bar..............................

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What
else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day
myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

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shyflyzavr · Gość

AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW: Brings Me Women

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill or For Only Rough Drivers

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE: Proof of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

KIA: Kills in Accidents

OPEL: Old People Ending Lives

GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away

POLO: Panties off Legs Open

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PtencikTop · Gość

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I
bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same
time".

The wife thought for a few moments, then said, ---------------

"Your d1ck is bigger than your brother's".

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VeryFunner · Gość

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word, he made contact, "Mary . .. Mary . .."

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun and then I have sex twice. I
have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late
at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Phalaborwa."

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MrCommand · Gość

Fitness Thoughts

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is!

The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I don't jog... it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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